Bingo City
© 1999 Cat Catalani
I bring my pillbox that beeps to remind me
I wear my bifocals on a chain
I turn my hearing aid up loud so I can tell above the crowd
What numbers are called in the game

As we cover up the spaces on our cards
The tension in the room begins to rise
You get to be with friends until the evening ends
It doesn't matter who gets the prize

They're calling B-19, that's how it begins
You're gonna have fun but you gotta pay attention
Sometimes you lose, sometimes you win
Here in Bingo City

The neighborhood has changed
For better and for worse
When I walked the dog one time, I was victim of a crime
Somebody stole my purse

That purse was full--but not with cash
Of course that kid, he didn't know--ha!--
That purse I had fixed it so when Mitzy did her business
That's how I carried it home

They're calling N-42, I was hoping for an "N"
You're gonna have fun but you gotta pay attention
Sometimes you lose, sometimes you win
Here in Bingo City

Bridge:

When I get home I'll put a record on
Hum a tune while I get my pajamas on
Stretch my arms up over my head
Take a sip of whiskey, and waltz my way to bed

I can still get here on my own
People say I'm looking well
But I'll go into a rage if you ask me my age
My motto is, "Don't ask, don't tell"

Sometimes I wonder about
What the afterlife will hold for me
No one's saying, but me I'm praying
God rewards eccentricity

They're calling O-88, that's how it ends
You're gonna have fun but you gotta pay attention
Sometimes you lose, sometimes you win
Here in Bingo City